The other day I overheard a panhandler say, “Spare some change to restore my faith in humanity, I’m really disappointed here…”  Well you know what would restore MY faith in humanity Mr. Bumface?   You getting a job!  ”I don’t mean to sound cold or cruel of vicious, but I am, so that’s the way it comes out.” – Bill Hicks

I saw a sign on a wall that read, “Post No Bills”.  A sign that basically tells you don’t put up any damn signs!  Genius!

Why are they called “Firemen” if the don’t do really much of anything, well most of the time, right?  Perhaps “Sitarounders” is a more appropriate title.  Maybe “Notmuchdoers” or “Occasionalfirefighers”?  You get the idea, right?